today it rained alllll day. i was bored so i took a lot of naps. it was hard tho because there are men here making loud noises. they are making a big mess and ripping up the floor. i dont understand why. just throw some dirt on it and grow grass. then no one will get in trouble for peepee. we lost sister today. it was funny. all of a sudden mommy realized she hadn't seen her in a while. then mommy and daddy and jenn were running around the house calling her and looking in closets. i waited patiently in the kitchen for my dinner. jenn found lilly in the space between the tv and bookshelf. i think she was hiding because john came home and she doesnt like him.

we need a haircut but we dont have a groomer appointment for another week. jenn gave us a little trim but i didnt really have the patience for it. i had places to go and things to sniff.

daddy called me old tonight. whats he talking about? he is 52 and i am 9. now i dont really know math, but i have a feeling 52 is a much bigger number than 9. it takes longer to say fif-ty-two.....nine.
i hope it doesnt rain tomorrow. yesterday i got to play a lot of ball in the yard and had a lot of fun. i almost got in trouble because i tracked a lot of grass in the house. but then mommy remembered that john didn't clean it up after he mowed the lawn like he was supposed to. i put my ball in my igloo so when tomorrow comes, i know where it is. sometimes it rolls under furniture and its hard to track it down.

mommy came with us on our walk!! yippee! she walked sister, so i was free to go and smell what i wanted, pee without worrying about getting peed on by her. we ate some grass and pretended we were like the cows down the street. those guys are strange. when jenn picked us up to say hi to one of them, it stuck its extra large head over the fence and touched me with its big yucky nose. im not getting that close ever again. they smell really bad! i think its cause they lay in their poop. anyway i guess i was too excited over the patch of grass i was eating because i didnt chew very well. when we got home i suddenly didnt feel good and tried to get rid of the yucky feeling but nothing would come up. jenn stuck her hand in my mouth and pulled out a piece of grass as long as my arm! i drank some water and felt a lot better

woof!

jenn had to go to school today. she was gone a long time. but when she came home she said the words that make me SO happy. "hey gopher biggirl walk"? Yay!!! Sister came of course. She freaks out with excitement like she's never gone on a walk before. We I pooped in 3 places! The biggest one was in front of someone's house. Jenn didnt have anything to pick it up so we ran. hahahaa. Me & sis ate some grass. then when we got home, the people had dinner. hamburgers! i got to have a little of course. then mommy gave us our dinners. then i went and asked jenn to open the window in the office so i could hang out on the chaise and check out whats going on. after everyone else went to bed, i wanted to play catch with my squeaky egg. hope we didnt wake anyone up. im going to get ready for snuggly bed now. gotta peepee first

Hi
I’m Torri and this is my “blog”. Jenn is always on this laptop and I heard her talk about it and I thought its about time I get one. So here I am.
Tonight Jenn made me nuts. She put cookies (yum!) In a BALL with holes and expected me to get them out!! I can’t get my snout in there. I am a little doggie. This ball is a bit to big for me to begin with. At least I can just barely get hold of it so I can sit on the couch and work this darn thing. I WANT THE COOKIES! Is this supposed to be funny? I think it’s a very not nice thing to do. Why should I have to work for cookies??