Today was good and bad. But mostly good. Jenn came home and showed me something that smelled like doggy store so I got excited. It was black and looked like a small version of my harness. I should have suspected something, but before I knew it, my snout was stuck in a soft black tube and strapped around my head. A muzzle!!! I was so angry. But I guess I had it coming. A few nights ago Jenn was trying to brush me. I don't like getting brushed and I let my people know that. I didn't give a warning annoyance growl. I just snapped and grabbed her thumb. I felt bad. I sniffed it and kissed it. I didn't mean to bite so hard. I just didn't want to be brushed. I very sorry.

So yeah I should have known something like this would happen. Jenn took me outside and started brushing. I was SO upset that I couldn't get my snout out of the darn thing. i am a determined woof and I kept at it. I was able to escape from its evil grasp two times. Hehehe. After the first time I decided I should be good for a little while. But once she moved on to my legs I had had enough. Muzzled again. I still tried to get away, but Jenn won. I got brushed all over. No more knotties. And you know what? I think I feel a little better. Lots of hair came off of me. The whole time jenn kept promising that when she was done she would give me a surprise. When I was finally free, she carried me out to the car and gave me the bestest thing! A squeaky chicken/bird looking thing. I named him dodo cause he looks like a dodo. I can grab it by the neck and toss it around, make squeaky noises, and slobber it all up. This would make a great toy to play catch with in the yard. But they are going to have to get it from me first
I am pretty and soft and everyone is happy including me